Welcome to the beanie that understands your entire personality: intellectually maxed out, emotionally checked out. Overstimulated, Under-impressed isn’t just a tagline—it’s a lifestyle. Perfect for navigating loud rooms, louder opinions, and sensory hellscapes in style. This snug, form-fitting beanie keeps your head warm while your patience runs cold.
Designed for the quietly judgmental, the socially fatigued, and the mentally ten steps ahead. Because sometimes your wardrobe should say, “I’ve heard enough” before you have to.
