Caution: May Spiral — because what’s a little existential dread between outfit choices? This beanie isn’t here to fix your life. It’s here to contain it—barely. For those whose inner monologue sounds like a group chat at 2AM, this is your cold-weather crown. Soft enough to pretend you’re fine, edgy enough to remind the world you’re not.
100% Turbo Acrylic
12″ (30 cm) in length
Hypoallergenic & unisex fit
Hand-wash only
Made in Vietnam, Bangladesh, or South Korea
Style it like you style your breakdowns: frequently, and with absolutely no warning.
