Sip like someone who’s powered by silence and a proper caffeine threshold. Decaf is for Extroverts isn’t just a dig—it’s a diagnosis. This ceramic mug is built for introverted intellects who know that small talk kills neurons and weak coffee insults the grind.
Perfect for quietly judging from across the room (or your home office), it’s dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, and emotionally unavailable—just like you. Start your day with a roast stronger than your tolerance for social interaction.
